husband

lazy, selfish and prefers porn as its less emotional

a reason why vibrators were invented

by Little Bitch April 24, 2004

husband

a male who hates to love you and loves to hate you.

by maria fernandez August 18, 2003

Husband

Something you don't have so you'll look it up here

I love my husband

by Bodybuilder October 16, 2020

husband

Adjective-Synonymous with Kleenex tissue:
Soft,
Strong and disposable.

Man, that dildo was husband.

by Srihari November 27, 2004

husband

a meal ticket, a female tends to use him for his money...

so are we going shopping? oh i need to talk to my husband first

by supercalifragialisticexpealidcous October 6, 2004

husband

someone you marry whether it is a man or woman

my hubby is now my hubby husband

by I AM ME ME IS I October 22, 2011

husband

Your girls' name for your boy friend.

You need to get your husband.

by mandi18201 November 16, 2006