3 definitions by Srihari

husband

Adjective-Synonymous with Kleenex tissue:
Soft,
Strong and disposable.

Man, that dildo was husband.

by Srihari November 27, 2004

religion

an excuse used to let people allow you to bomb the hell out of the world.

Student:Can I kill President Bush?
Teacher:No.
Student:But I'm a Muslim.
Teacher:Oh, I am so, so sorry. Go ahead.

by Srihari November 27, 2004

loading-the-dishwasher

Getting your wife drunk.

Man it been a while since I've loaded-the-dishwasher.

by Srihari November 27, 2004