hooves 

It's like a camel toe, only WAY WORSE

Debbie wears Lee Jeans from the early 80's that give her a giant HOOVE in the front.

hooves by Skillett March 30, 2004

hooves 

n. A phenomenon that occurs when a person (usually a female) wears jeans or pants that are much too long with heels and the pant covers the heel completely, stretching at the bottom to create the appearance of a hoof. Frequently sported by celebrities such as Jessica Simpson and Jennifer Lopez.

"OMG, look at Jenny's pants! They're so long she has hooves!"

hooves by El W May 8, 2009

Hooves 

Feet. The appendages extending from the ankle of homo sapien.

"Stop holding D! Pick up your hooves and get to work!"
"My hooves are aching in these bad platform shoes."

Hooves by Der Künstler January 18, 2006

hooves 

dirty calused raunchy feet

Girl get yo hooves off me!

hooves by miss muffin August 5, 2003

Hooves 

a single black triangular pig hoove

eww look at hooves today

Hooves by trayc102 December 29, 2007

hooves 

a nicknmae of travis

yo hooves

hooves by travis January 5, 2004

hooves and piss 

A gelatin or "Jello" shot. Made by mixing the gelatin (formerly made of horse-hooves) with vodka or a smiliar liquor in place of water.

I had ten hooves and piss at the party last night!

hooves and piss by Ronamo December 10, 2003