A straight bro who's extreme uncomfortableness with homosexuality secretly means he really wants it in the bum.
When I wear meggings all the hetebros stare at my ass until they realize I'm a dude then they get all freaked out and uncomfortable. Then they check out my ass one more time.
by rdub March 5, 2014
When you and your homie both like girls but neither of you can get any so you fuck each other instead.
by RealLesbro May 23, 2018