The heat of the meat is equal to:
The mass of her ass X the cube of her boob X the angle of your dangle
So when your railing a girl and she complains its too hard you tell her, the mass of your ass and the cube of your boob must be wrong cause the angle of my dangle is right on.
The mass of her ass X the cube of her boob X the angle of your dangle
So when your railing a girl and she complains its too hard you tell her, the mass of your ass and the cube of your boob must be wrong cause the angle of my dangle is right on.
Girl: Owww that hurts!! Slow down!!
Guy: Bitch, you know about the heat of the meat, the angle of my dangle is right on.
Guy: Bitch, you know about the heat of the meat, the angle of my dangle is right on.
by StratteraSucks August 8, 2010
That Cathouse episode #6 was so hot, I was forced to pull it out and heat up the meat right in the living room.
by SirJCole February 27, 2008
The result of being up for days on crystal meth (COMMONLY KNOWN AS "THE HEAT") and finding that your penis has shriveled up to a 1/4 inch of wrinkly useless flesh not even good enough for a proper piss. The heat stick equivalent of whisky dick.
awe shit man, after 4 days that hot chick from the party finally fell asleep and i tried to pull the old 'did i wake you? sorry.... oh yeah my dick is in you isn't it? weird..... Good morning!' trick but i had a terrible case of heat meat
by heatmeat October 29, 2010
by The_XY_Guy June 18, 2020
by doobersmacker August 5, 2010
"Yeah, Rob came over last night and I got some heat meat. It was fun, except halfway through it felt like my vagina was on fire! I didn't really mind, to be honest..."
by vivsnake May 7, 2022
Heats out, meats out: When you're too damn hot in your room so you just take your damn clothes off.
Hey bro why the fuck are your clothes on the floor?
Oh you know man, heats out meats out.
Hey bro why the fuck are your clothes on the floor?
Oh you know man, heats out meats out.
by SourSweetYeet July 2, 2018