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Giving your dominant hand a release from wacking off...
Damn Jeb, why ya holding both hands out like that?

Ahh, my right hand just got so achy I needed to give myself a handwich...
handwich by flockit February 13, 2015
Urban Dictionary Merch
The ingredients of a sandwich, sans bread, created in ones own hand for eating pleasure.
Hey man sorry i cant kick it today, im eating so many handwiches
Handwich by Psychedelic Sloth October 1, 2018
When a girl is sandwiched between two guys, and giving them each a handjob.
Hannah is such a slut, i saw her give a handwich at Luke's party.
handwich by Tigerpants June 9, 2009
The remaining odor left on one's hand(s) after eating a sandwich or hoagie or grinder or sub, etc.
Lou’s on 4th makes the best Pastrami and Kraut around, but watch out for the strong handwich it gives ya. You'll be smelling that after 2 days and 10 strong hand-washings!
Handwich by Sol Q May 30, 2006
When two or more people place their hands on top of each other in a stack resembling a similar sounding lunch item.
She placed her hand atop mine then I placed my other hand on hers proclaiming "don't take a bite of this handwich".
Handwich by Gametophyte January 6, 2024

Second-Handwich 

When you eat the other half of someone else's unwanted sandwich.
John ate Katie's second-handwich because he didn't bring a lunch to work.
Second-Handwich by k8t419 November 12, 2011

sam handwich 

a crime fighting super hero, whose true identity is ham sandwich
look up in the sky..its a bird...its a ham sandwich, wait no its sam handwich
sam handwich by K1llerm1ke December 31, 2008
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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