handwich

Giving your dominant hand a release from wacking off...

Damn Jeb, why ya holding both hands out like that?

Ahh, my right hand just got so achy I needed to give myself a handwich...

by flockit February 14, 2015

handwich

When a girl is sandwiched between two guys, and giving them each a handjob.

Hannah is such a slut, i saw her give a handwich at Luke's party.

by Tigerpants June 9, 2009

Handwich

The ingredients of a sandwich, sans bread, created in ones own hand for eating pleasure.

Hey man sorry i cant kick it today, im eating so many handwiches

by Psychedelic Sloth October 1, 2018

Handwich

The remaining odor left on one's hand(s) after eating a sandwich or hoagie or grinder or sub, etc.

Lou’s on 4th makes the best Pastrami and Kraut around, but watch out for the strong handwich it gives ya. You'll be smelling that after 2 days and 10 strong hand-washings!

by Sol Q May 24, 2006

Second-Handwich

When you eat the other half of someone else's unwanted sandwich.

John ate Katie's second-handwich because he didn't bring a lunch to work.

by k8t419 November 11, 2011

sam handwich

a crime fighting super hero, whose true identity is ham sandwich

look up in the sky..its a bird...its a ham sandwich, wait no its sam handwich

by K1llerm1ke December 31, 2009

egg handwich

You crush eggs in your hand and masterbate.

She skipped breakfast so I made her a egg handwich.

by Maddog7985 November 15, 2018