hairy ass

An ass that is hairy.

That's a very hairy ass!

by UrMom January 30, 2003

hairy ass

To describe a situation that is bad, scary, or threatening.

If you go to prison, and become some Bubba's bitch, you're gonna be in one, hairy ass predicament.

by hair-ee ass August 27, 2003

hairy ass

an ass that has imense amounts of hair on it

one time Dj leaned over in english class and me and giselle gasped as we saw a big fat hairy ass pop out at us our eyes started to tear as we stared with disgust

by katie April 13, 2004

hairy ass

Imposing. Daunting. Worthy of contemplation and great respect. Fearsome.

Martha had a big old hairy ass Dodge pickup that could go anywhere.

by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005

hairy ass paki

A paki from wellington telford with a hairy ass

Did you see the face on that hairy ass paki, his mum and dad must be brother and sister, fucking inbred.

by Fanny bollocks September 7, 2016

Hairy Ass Truman

What we sometimes called our miniature schnauzer when I was growing up. An all-around hilarious pet name for any dog with a medium- or long-haired coat.

Hey, there, Hairy Ass Truman. Sit. Now roll over. Now shake. Good boy! Here's a Snausage!

by chadsuperhero December 6, 2013

Hairy Ass Gorilla

My grandmother, who weighs 652 pounds, is 8' 4" tall, drives a Mac truck, and runs the 40 in 10.2. From the movie Dazed and Confused.

You: Wow look at that monster. Who is that?
Me: That's my grandmother, she's a hairy ass gorilla.
You: Wow.
Me: Yep, weighs 852 pounds, is 8' 4" tall, drives a Mac truck, runs a 40 in 10.2, and eats small children for lunch.

by 1Spry1 January 3, 2012