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Someone who gets all the ancillas and be dining like a boss
Caecilius: Hey what happened to my slave girl and my food!
Clemens: that up to no-good grumio probaly took them.
Caecilius: Eheu!
Grumio by BJHSILOVEONEDIRECTION November 20, 2013
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An absolute god among men. This sexy beast is the cook in latin textbooks. He gets mad hoes except for that no good skank hoe Poppea. This immortal creature, this unstoppable beast of what can barely be described as a man, who's power knows no limits, is an unforgettable addition to your latin textbook
Dude 1: "Dude you see that sexy beast being followed around by all those swooning people
Dude 2: "Yeah thats Grumio
Grumio by tastysuccman June 11, 2019
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Grunion Patch 

When one's grundle becomes sweaty and takes on a vinegar and oniony type smell. Not easily masked and very noticeable even though clothing. Transfers easily to the fingers and under the nail when itchy and scratched.
Is someone here eating pickled onions? That's very pungent.

Sorry no. It's my grunion patch. I have been working in the yard and sweating all day. Here, is this what you smell ( scratches grundle and then puts finger under nose).

Good goards man that's f***ing ripe. Go shower now and scrub that hand.
Grunion Patch by Eaton Holgoode January 18, 2016
Grumbot was a robot made to serve mumbo and grian, his two dads, in the great hermatian mayoral race. Grumbot failed but now resides in a small box next to the shoping District.
Grumbot did well in that race.
grumbot by Randomzan14 August 5, 2020
A person who wears trip pants, all black, and tons of chains. Think they are "hardcore" but are really just being laughed at. They do not shower so they smell really bad, and there hair is greasy and parted straight down the middle. They have horrible hygiene and acne. They have HUGE obsessions with ANIME. They think that they look like the characters from the shows, but they just look completely PATHETIC. There idea of fun is getting together with their herd of grumit friends and playing yugioh cards. They are usually yelling and waving there hands around in the air when talking to eachother. They are probably the MOST obnoxious people on this planet.
GRUMIT 1:"Hazzar! I challenge you to a duel kekiojakamori!"
GRUMIT 2:"Thy sword is no match for my magical powers nakuroki!"
PERSON NEARBY: "wow, get a life grumits"
Grumit by grumitfreesince93 March 12, 2010
Grunion (noun): a slut. Terminology inspired by a type of fish that reproduces by getting jizzed on in a hole in the sand.
Guy 1: "She's kinda cute."
Guy 2: "Don't do it bro. That girl is a grunion."
Grunion by tspam752 September 26, 2017
A noun referring to someone who is angry because of the BP Oil Spill.
My grandpa is a grumbox.
Grumbox by Amelia J. December 14, 2010
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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