gerbal

A sexual act which involves removing your penis from a girls vagina, ejaculating in your hand and feeding it to the girl. The sound that is made while the girl is eating said sperm from your hand, should be similar to the sound of a gerbal eating its food.... hence the name. There is different variations of gerbals such as, the "waterfall", "spicy gerbal", the "typewritter", etc. After the act speaking or seeing the girl afterwards is frowned apon due to the level of disgust of the girl and lack of respect.

last night i gerbaled this girl i met from the bar. i came in my hand and she totally ate every drop of cum off of it!

by Gerbalfather September 25, 2010

Gerbal Head

used to define certain peoples looks or even their stupidity. This phrase was originally coined by the urban legend, Will Guess.

also refered as squirtle Head

He/She is a classic Gerbal Head.

by Kevin Maurer May 17, 2006

gerbal tube

a plastic or stainless steel tube that two rump rangers simultaneously stick up their asses an allow an entrapped gerbal two run about inside tickleling their rrctums.

Richard Gere was once caught on Fire Island with a gerbal tube jammed up his ass.

by Moe Foe April 13, 2005

gerbal hider

One who lubes up their rectum then takes a paper towel tube and slightly shoves it up their ass and then lets a gerbal in the tube and has it crawl around the tube and up your pie hole.

After Ned bought a new gerbal and stripped the toilet paper off the tube we all suspected he was a gerbal hider.

by Mike O'Malley May 22, 2003

Gerbal Chaser

A male homosexual who plays the role of the pitcher during anal sex.

Richie enjoys the feeling of gerbals tickling his rectum. Spencer, his partner, likes to f*ck that rectum. He's a gerbal chaser.

by Time4SumAksion June 14, 2005

gerbal smuggler

smuggling gerbals in your asshole

richard gere is a gerbal smuggler

seth hedstrom smuggles gerbels

by chubbs onapa August 17, 2012

Gerbal Trapping

Anytime a person seeks out a much young person just to fuck them. Someone at least 10yrs younger, but legal, hence the "Trapping". the opposite of Cougar.

John went "Gerbal Trapping" at the mall today with his 30yr old cousin.

John went back to college for his 10yr alumini weekend and hit all the bars "Gerbal Trappin" with his fraternity boys.

by the polock September 26, 2009