ficke

To learn a lesson the hard way or to be screwed over when one deserves better.

"So I was doing community service for these homeless people, and all of a sudden one dropped me with chloroform and they raped me bad."

"Man, you got ficke'd up the ASS."

by hoppy May 13, 2005

fick

German translation for "fuck"

"i am so horny--fick me!"

by foxayladay March 3, 2005

fick

German version of "fuck".

I want to fick the girl next door

by nerdbimbo August 25, 2011

Ficking

When you spell "fucking" wrong

I ficking hate school.

by Asianchink2022 January 5, 2017

fick

the nice way of calling someone a fuck or telling them to fuck off. and hey. you won't get called out by your parents for it!

are you ficking kidding me?!?! fick off man. hey what's up fick?

by kingmatt1022 May 15, 2017

Fick

When you're running out of texting characters and you want to say "Fucking dick"

"Did he ever text you back!"

"No he was being such a fick!"

by Chunksforfreee July 30, 2012

Fick

An action when you have sexual affairs with a plant/tree.

Person 1: YO! I JUST FICKED MY CACTUS!
Person 2: Dude, you have problems.

by CoombertaStudios February 11, 2010