Evan: Dude, I just couldn't fall asleep last night.
Bryan: Did you try masturbating?
Evan: No......
(Next Day)
Evan: It worked! I slept like a rock!
Bryan: Yeah, you just have fap apnea.
Bryan: Did you try masturbating?
Evan: No......
(Next Day)
Evan: It worked! I slept like a rock!
Bryan: Yeah, you just have fap apnea.
by Nik-uh-ris M. August 2, 2011