eyeballer

Used originally for people using the website goeyeball.com to price monitor items and save money during the recession of 2009. A more broad definition as someone who knows how to save and keeps an eye on sales.

You're such an awesome eyeballer! How much you save?

by chensi February 9, 2009

eyeballer

To jiz in someone's eye causing intense moment of happiness, progressing to excrutiating pain and neccesary hospitalisation.

Man... Did you see Tim Jiz in that dude's eye. He's dead. The funerals on Saturday. That eyeballer was intense.

by timmylikesoatmeal June 19, 2008

eyeballing

Basically the same as eyeballin. To look at something with extreme interest.

Also, the act of eyeballing something is to measure or weigh something without any tools.
(Not necessarily refering to anything illegal or obscene)

"Dude! You see those chicks eyeballing your ride?"

"Lemmie see. I'm eyeballing it. Looks like 4 1/2 feet from sofa to wall....where's my tape measure? Yep, it'll fit!"

by Tim?!? April 8, 2006

eyeballed

Getting stared at or being checked out or observed. Getting looked at really hard.

I just got eyeballed by that dude for checking out his chick. Theyre eyeballing me like I'm some kind of alien. stink eye

by heydogger December 7, 2013

eyeball

To check the quantity of illicit substances without the use of a gram scale.

Lemme eyeball it... that's about an ounce.

by Teleolurian June 17, 2004

eyeball

1) (vt) to stare at another with intent to threaten or insult

2) (vt) to measure by visual estimate

1) That bully eyeballs everyone like he wants to pick a fight.

2) How long is the hallway? About 10ft, just eyeballing it.

by falseprophetofthebeast August 15, 2009

Eyeball

Term used to address peers in a semi-condescending manner in order to establish dominance in a relationship. Especially effective in a school or office setting.

“What’s up Eyeball?

Hey man, not much.

Yeah that’s what I fucking thought.”

by windowWiper3000 November 13, 2019