A past tense of the word "eat", or more specifically "eaten". Taking the d
incorrectness of et further than it's ever gone before. Used by illiterate and/or bored Southerners out of ignorance or good 'ol plain fun. Try it out on a Northerner and see what they say.
My friend got etted by that big bear over yonder! Tarnation.
by Kefanii September 6, 2004
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Someone who wears abnormally small cloths compared to his/her body size. Often in reference to one who tries to show off big biceps/triceps.
I cant believe that guys ETing It today. Hes not even that big.
by Stano, Borello September 7, 2009
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An asshole alien with a large finger that it uses to violate innocent men, women, children, and doggies alike.
Someone: Oh my God, an Alien! Noooo!!!
ET: C'mere bitch! ET PHONE HOME ON DAT ASS
by Erc the Great May 24, 2011
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Estimated Time Ending
Yo what's the ETE of your game?

ETE: 2 Minutes.
by Pop Long December 23, 2011
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end tour service -end of your active military service
I ets in 4 days.
by jake smith May 26, 2004
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A stupid alien with a BIG onion head and stupidly long cringy fingers that are large enough to wank a dozen cocks at once also this ET thing goes around in a little bike tryna phone home like BITCH you don't have a home
ET: ET phone home
Child: wtf you don't have a home

ET: *some alien shit*
Child: bruv learn English
by Fanny flapper August 29, 2016
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