e-bitch

To electronically bitch about stuff or to describe one who is a bitch over electronic mediums.

With all these rude facebook statuses, those Krappa Upsilon girls are getting themselves a large amount of e-bitch notoriety.

by McLovin Magee September 12, 2007

e-bitch

Someone who will do your bidding on eBay for you.

Yo e-bitch, buy me some mugs for $0.99!

by leonalberti May 29, 2008

E-Bitching

Bitching and complaining about shit to your friends and neighbours via your blackberry, palm, sms, or text message device.

<Stu, I don't mean to keep e-bitching, but what's with the f'n snow out there? WTF? L8R>

by dailytimelapse January 5, 2009

e-bitched

To bitch or be bitched at electronically through email, chat rooms, or said other such electronic terms. Usually enough to piss you off or bring you to the boiling point.
Also, complaining about products or services that really are sub standard and not what you ordered or expected.

After I read the email and got e-bitched out I responded and ebitched you right back.

by cobergas September 29, 2006

e-bitch slap

Much like its real world counterpart (bitch slap) an e-bitch slap is a verbal slap with forewarning in response to something stated over the internet - usually something dumb. Its goal is to leave the stupid person/troll speechless and hopefully deter them from further shenanigans.

"I swear to all that is holy. I will e-bitch slap the first person to flame this post so hard!"

by epyonnxt May 8, 2005

Bitcheses (bitch-e-ses)

More than 2 bitches.

Bitcheses is a term of endearment for a male to use in reference to people in his life, especially those close to him, most likely his party posse. The term is not gender specific.

Bitcheses can also be used in emotional outbursts when emphasis is required.

Melanie is a bitch.
Melanie and Cathy are bitches.
Melanie, Cathy, Delena and Katie are bitcheses (bitch-e-ses).

Nascar fan happy with his driver's performance: "Ford Power, bitcheses (bitch-e-ses)!!"

by PeachKutie January 21, 2010