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drunken fu 

1: The ability to fight while drunk.

2: When you ithink/i have the above skill. Normally involves the wild flailing of limbs and you getting your ass kicked. Much more common than #1.
1:
Hey, what happened to Marty last night?
He started a fight and got drunken-fu'd.

2:
Hey, what happened to jason last night?
He started a fight, thinking he knew drunken fu. Alas, he did not, and he's in county right now.
drunken fu by malendras September 15, 2007
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drunken kung fu 

A style of Kung Fu that tricks the opponent into thinking the practitioner is drunk. It's a gracious style, that has sudden attacks in the movements. The practitioner falls, sways, etc all to give the illusion he cannot fight
That guy is gonna get his ass kicked , he's pissed

No he won't , he knows drunken kung fu
drunken kung fu by rookybeats December 24, 2008

drunken fun 

Drunken Fun is when a chick plays games with your head by making you think that your getting somewhere when your really not.
That girl that TooBIG is hanging around with is just giving him some drunken fun.

I hope toobig knows that all she is doing by kissing all up on him that he's getting some drunken fun and that's all.
drunken fun by TooBIG.net April 9, 2005

drunken fuckin' 

v. having sex while you and the other participant(s) are drunk

n. any type of sex in which all the participants are drunk
"Yo, Jim. I was involved in some drunken fuckin' last night."

"I know, Jerry. It was with me. Don't you remember it was margarita night at the office?"

"Not again."
drunken fuckin' by KP123KP September 19, 2011

Drunken Fumble 

Drunken Fumble (or Drunken Fumbling) is a term for sexual encounters (though not actual sex) that happen while very drunk to the point where motor skills are limited, hence "Fumble".

Often a cause of awkward moments the morning after if occurring between friends, though occasionally turning them into a "full on" relationship.

Also a possible trigger for realisation of a different sexuality or experimentation if upon waking one feels it felt better than with their normal gender of preference.
"Yeah, I got really drunk with Rach last night... woke up next to her..."
"Bit of a 'drunken fumble' there then?"
*Blushes*
Drunken Fumble by Phores November 2, 2008

Drunkin Fuckfest

After having sex all morning. Going to buy lunch, dinner & beer. Then you both get drunk all day only pausing to have sex about every two to three hours.
Him: What do you want to do today?

Her: I dunno, Drunkin Fuckfest!!
Drunkin Fuckfest by RODAN37 May 29, 2010

Drunkenfingers

Trying (unsuccessfully) to type while you're drunk, characteristics of drunkenfingers are:

-you push multiple keys at once
-you mis-spell at least twice in a sentence
-you make typos because you think you know where the keys are
or the most obvious sign:
you're on webcam with half a bottle of Smirnoff visible on screen
Alex- Hey, Jimbo, how are you?
Jimbo- I;m fiiine fankoo, hoe aboooout uu?
Alex- Get off the computer mate, you have drunkenfingers
Drunkenfingers by Bigsharn February 1, 2008
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