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lousy-dowsey 

Refers to someone's less-than-satisfactory performance to find an aquifer with a forked stick.
Not only did da local slick-salesman shyster perform a lousy-dowsey job of finding well-spots on my property, but then he also was 100% lousy-DOUSEY about putting out his campfire afterwards --- he cluelessly used GASOLINE instead of water to pour on said smoldering coals, causing an even bigger conflagration than anything that he'd had originally!
lousy-dowsey by QuacksO May 9, 2022
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Robert Downey Jr 

A dude playing a dude disguised as another dude.
Robert Downey Jr is well known for the line, "What do you mean, you people?"
Robert Downey Jr by Kirk Lazarus October 16, 2008

Robert Downey Jr. 

One of the most talented, versatile and admirable (not to mention badass) actors of our time. Has persistently displayed witty performances alongside depth and variation throughout his impressive career.

Best known for his films Iron Man, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Chaplin, Tropic Thunder, Sherlock Holmes and (wait for it) the upcoming Avengers...can't wait!!

Also known for his impressive strength & recovery from drug use, and even for his charm and attractiveness (looking pretty good for being in his 40s).
Robert Downey Jr. could give straight men a hard-on. There, I said it.
Robert Downey Jr. by hamzawesome August 1, 2012
Dossey is the word to define the fucking champions of everything. A funny and awesome people who know how to work around things and kick ass!
Dude, I wish I could be a Dossey , they're so awesome!
Dossey by FuckingAwesomeDossey April 9, 2016

Angelo Dorsey 

Angelo Dorsey An•gel•o Dor•sey

1.) A Musical Artist
I wish I could sing like that guy Angelo Dorsey.

The Dowey Sandwich 

A fully basted turkey in between two large pizzas.

A hyperbole used to describe what your fat friend eats.
Dowey is coming over?? We're gonna need more food! Better order the Dowey Sandwich.
The Dowey Sandwich by koolaidmatt December 21, 2010
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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