tethering a pretty naked girl to a fixed object (usually a doorknob) using a single pair of handcuffs by fastening one cuff about her wrists and the the other cuff about the fixed object

After doorknobbing Alison to her closet door, Martin tickled her sides till she cried from laughter.

doorknobbing by Alfling August 30, 2014

doorknobbing

When somebody tries to pick out of a crowd who farted by calling doorknob and watching who flinches or rushes towards the door. The person who was successfully doorknobbed is beat to the ground by the doorknobber and surrounding friends. This method is very effective when one has a good idea who let loose the stink.

When Bob notices the smell of fart in the room, he suspects Jim. Bob calls doorknob at Jim while running at him with fist in air hoping that Jim will rush towards the doorknob thereby validating Bob's pummeling of Jim. The doorknobbing goes horribly wrong when Jim, who hadn't farted, bitches the whole night about the bruises on his arm, while Bob looks like a dick.

doorknobbing by LDD December 12, 2008

Doorknobbing

Doorknobbing- When you put someone'seye socket against a doorknob and kick the back of their head into the door.

You stole my girlfriend, I'm gonna go doorknobbing on ya!

Doorknobbing by Ubanman February 20, 2018

Doorknobbing

The action of wrapping a penis around a doorknob so that the door knobber can open and close the door or twist the doorknob in order to get off.

Jim: Did you hear Jared doorknobbing last night?

Doorknobbing by Cloud Sungay September 22, 2018

doorknobbing "The Dunk"

When you take a man`s trousers off (preferably with the name "Dunk", "Duncan") and insert his tiny butt-hole into a specifically chosen door knob and made to open and shut the door violently until the point of climax, forcing him to shit all over your nice new door... That`s door-knobbing "The Dunk".

Lets get Nick to doorknob "The Dunk"....
Charlotte`s going to get her door knobbed by "The Dunk"
Some one has been knobbing my door...

Lets eat a lot of Chinese food and go doorknobbing "The Dunk"..
Some one has been eating corn..it`s all over my door.. Please stop door-knobbing my door...

doorknobbing "The Dunk" by Thedoor October 21, 2011

Doorknocking

When a free balling man, humps the back of another person allowing his balls to swing and strike like a doorknocker.

My back hurts from Pat doorknocking me last nite after his run around the track.

Doorknocking by thebumni September 21, 2009

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026