dishes

1. The most vile and unacceptable chore known to all people still living at home with their parents.

2. A chore that is required by most parents for their children so that they may earn a lousy allowance.

3. Something that needs to be clean so that one may eat.
1. I fucking hate the dishes!

2. Parent: Do the damn dishes!
Child: But I don't want to!
Parent: Do them or you won't get your three cents allowance!
Child: FUCK YOU!

3. Child: I'm hungry but there's no clean dishes to eat with.
Parent: Then clean them!
Child: GOD DAMNIT I SAID FUCK YOU!
by Timbolicious December 20, 2007
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dishes

something a man makes a women do while he does nothing
by austin March 20, 2005
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dishes

a sport in which woman are supposed to scrub and wash the dishes
by Yappyn March 28, 2022
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dishes

adjective

1. To be in immediate danger of death or serious bodily harm, directly related to a bad situation.
"Done, like dishes."

"If that face avalanches right now, we're all dishes!"

Derived from the quote "Dishes are done, man!" from the movie "Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead."
by soulman9 November 28, 2009
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No dish

To not lie no dish
by Jailan February 19, 2021
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dish

"To dish" is a verb that loosely means "to rant" It is generally used in informal settings and is less forceful than "to bitch" but is more forceful than "to discuss."
I called up Jake because I wanted to dish about the football game.
by jt1234567890 April 13, 2016
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dish

"She's a real dish."
by x January 31, 2003
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