someone who makes eye contact at every possible chance, cries for no reason and will definately turn up an hour early for any social occasion!
i hope the dead certs arent out tonight..they tang!
by yellow dragon August 20, 2006
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When a bet is placed and is almost certain to be a winner
The Lakers have been on fire recently, 100 bucks on a win is a penny dead cert

Tim gave me some information on the Manchester United team selection, it’s looking like a Penny Dead Cert
by IghaloMoney May 20, 2020
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