When, while performing ass to mouth, the person performing the oral work vomits into the anal cavity, and the receiver holds the gained material inside for at least a day so it mangles with the next buildup of droppings, which will in normal cases be non-liquid and firm, but different in color and texture, like Danish remoulade.
Say, Hans Christian, how was your toilet visit? -Well, Mads, I think we managed to make a perfect Danish croquette.
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A boner that is not hard nor soft
That's a semi-croquette if I've ever seen one!
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The act of rolling one's bowel movement in a batter and deep fried it.
The candy shouldn't be left in the fryer for more than 1 minute in order to keep the center soft.

It's the winter alternative to the Kentucky klondike bar.
She slammed those Belgian Chocolate Croquette in her dick hole like there was no tomorrow.
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