craptopping 

the act of using a laptop while taking a crap

Vick: Oh my god! Brittany Murphy died!
Rick: How did you know that from the bathroom?
Vick: I'm craptopping.

craptopping by deadheadrik December 22, 2009

Crapcupping 

When Two Girls - & A Senator - Ruin A Country

The Senator is Crapcupping My State

Crapcupping by General Thatway December 7, 2021