Derived from dogging and also piking a carper is someone that speaks to someone on a mobile phone who is in the act of piking.

piking dogging ducking
Carrie innocently phoned Chris on his mobile, only to discover from his panting tones he was engaged in piking.

From that moment on, she knew she was a carper.
by Razzle August 21, 2004
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Carping or to carp; is when a fellow employee down talks you straight to your immediate boss to make him or herself look better.
Jimmy carped Brent by loudly making it known that Brent was ten minutes late for work, as a result of the carping Jimmy got the promotion not Brent.
by Mr. Sek C. January 12, 2012
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Danny: I want to ask Carol to the dance, but I'm too nervous
Tod: Carpe carp dude!
by Carpe Carpenter December 3, 2013
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1) Someone who is not at all sus.

2) True, rather than false -- i.e., "Carp" is the opposite of "cap."
"Carp's not sus, unlike Gurcsik, who may be sus."
"OK, class, let's go over these 'Carp or cap' questions..."
by JesuitsRule January 20, 2023
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Getting catfished but it ended in a blowjob
I matched with this hot chick on tinder but she was nothing like the pictures. I turned that catfish into a carp and got a BJ. I got Carped.
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To throw up because of alcohol. From the Latin "carpe dium" meaning to seize the day. Whenever you carpe, you probably had a fun night (seized the day).
Man, I had way too much to drink tonight. I think I'm going to carpe.

Aww. She carped all over the hallway.

I carped last time I played Edward 40 Hands.
by kabooya March 7, 2010
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A sex move derived from the shocker/barracuda:

Instead of two in the pink, one in the stink, you put two fingers in the anus (pinky and ring finger) and one in the vagina (index finger).

Named after the carp because it is a bottom-dweller.


"Betty was satisfied with the barracuda but feels more 'full' after the carp"


"To everyone's enjoyment free carps were being handed out"


by Reuben Teuge March 30, 2009
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