Matt: Brb guys, mom called me to pack the groceries
Steve: Alright, take your time
67 minutes later
Steve: dear god, is matt taking this long to pack the fucking groceries? its been an hour. h
Jack: true true, i dont think he's actually packing the groceries. he's buying milk, just like my dad.
Steve: lmao ๐๐๐๐
Steve: Alright, take your time
67 minutes later
Steve: dear god, is matt taking this long to pack the fucking groceries? its been an hour. h
Jack: true true, i dont think he's actually packing the groceries. he's buying milk, just like my dad.
Steve: lmao ๐๐๐๐
by imp fuck2 August 2, 2022
To have sexual intercourse with someone.
Hey dude, Julie and I totally bought milk last night! She was so hot too. We're gonna buy milk again tonight!
by HerbertandBob January 19, 2011
Itโs when your father donโt want to be in the family no more and he say im going to buy milk
Heโs going to the store years later
Heโs going to the store years later
Dad:Iโm going to buy milk
Mom:but there is already milk here
Dad:we need more
*he leaves
*17 YEARS LATER
dad:Iโm back from the store
Mom:but there is already milk here
Dad:we need more
*he leaves
*17 YEARS LATER
dad:Iโm back from the store
by cรกllate February 17, 2021
I am sorry but if your dad said this there is a 100.0% chance that your dad left you. ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
Your Dad Went To Buy Milk and never came back
My Dad Went To Buy Milk and Never Came Back! ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
My Dad Went To Buy Milk and Never Came Back! ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
by Tyler Plays Roblox July 17, 2022