by soulocutz August 24, 2011
by Help stop spreading the disease September 13, 2006
It is the paper on which your birth date is written on. It USUALLY records your date of birth, but under other circumstances it could be used for just about ANYTHING. Most likely, your birth certificate is ACTUALLY an apology from the condom factory.
Wassup fool I was born in the 20's, look its on by BIRTH CERTIFICATE yo!
They told me to bring my BIRTH CERTIFICATE to prove I was 21 so they didn't let me into the gay strip club that I like to touch my weenis in.
They told me to bring my BIRTH CERTIFICATE to prove I was 21 so they didn't let me into the gay strip club that I like to touch my weenis in.
by Dr. Ee-L Nar G.1 January 20, 2010
Doctor: I'm sorry ma'am, the procedure didn't work. We're sorry, you're going to have a semi-retarded baby boy. I hope this birth certificate helps.
Mother: Uhhh...what?
Mother: Uhhh...what?
by JTurskz September 21, 2007
The down on yourself feeling one gets after finding out that your most hated enemy, who you believe to be an illegal alien, proves to you that they are in fact a citizen of your respective country by flashing their birth certificate.
President Obama gave Donald Trump the birth certificate blues after releasing his long-form birth certificate to the world.
by That guy with the thing there April 28, 2011
A way of saying "prove it." Inspired by how President Obama had to show his birth certificate to prove that he was, in fact, born in America.
by arkemedes May 7, 2011
When the bottoms of your (dirty) feet resemble that of the stamped feet on the card you get stamped as an infant.
by Jennifred July 19, 2023