Cheap ass sandals that look similar to the uber comfy birkenstocks but can be purchased at Walmart etc.
Heard a rumor k-mart had birkenstocks but they were just birken-nots
by foofy February 12, 2008
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Birken, it's like when you're broken.

When sad kids want to express their feelings 🤓🤓🤓☹ī¸â˜šī¸â˜šī¸đŸ˜”đŸ˜”đŸ˜”đŸĨēđŸĨē.

kids born in 2009 love to use this term.
"I ain't change I am just in my birken."
by Hahahhahahahhhahhhahhah December 28, 2022
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Where you can find Natalie and 𝑱𝒆𝒔𝒔𝒊𝒄𝒂 on the weekends
Remember two girls one cup? Birken Bitches is this years version
by Nessica6969 July 16, 2019
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