n.

The chronic condition or syndrome of feeling that others are always looking at you as if you have two heads.

Etymology: from Latin "bi" (two) + French "tete" (head)
She suffers from bi-tete syndrome so badly that last week she bought herself a pair of identical hats and also made two appointments to get her hair cut at the beauty salon.
by catfish January 31, 2005
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