Baldilocks

1. A term used to describe a person (generally male) suffering from hair loss, during their midlife crisis. A Baldilocks can often be singled out by the large bald-patch on the back, top or front of their head.

2. A person who is completely and utterly bald. See also: Skin head.

3. The main character in the children's story, 'Baldilocks and the Three Hairs.'

Lani: Woah. Look at our new teacher.
Delia: *Looks at teacher* He is such a Baldilocks.
Lani: I think we should buy him a wig for his birthday.

by Barclay Crayfish September 1, 2010

Baldilocks

The top of the head has no hair (bald), but the rest of the head is still growing.

Jay admired the pride of the dude who had baldilocks.

by happytk January 25, 2016

baldilocks

Slang for a youth who is suffering from severe follical deficiences

Baldilocks, baldilocks, where are you??

by Gelder and Mark June 28, 2005

baldilocks

A completely hairless female genital area.

Baldilocks was looking so fly and feeling so smooth after her waxing appointment.

by Snocap September 21, 2006

baldilocks

look in the sentence in the way its used and then you will understand

One Cunt: That person looks as ugly as baldilocks what's her name?

The Other Cunt: Her name is Shobha.

One Cunt: Makes sense.

by WaddleAwayInYourMumsBedroom September 6, 2021