Assphyxiation

When a girl puts her booty on your face and suffocates you, erotically.

When she gets really horny, she likes to engage in assphyxiation.

by Smmimmy January 25, 2009

Assphyxiation

The act of being suffocated to death by the booty. The preferred means of execution for a refined gentleman of taste.

Bro 1: bro, would you rather die by heat or cold?
Bro 2: Nods at the thicc girl over there. Nah man, death by assphyxiation is the only way to go!

by bored_hero September 11, 2020

Assphyxiation

When a fart is so powerful and noxious it chokes someone or a group of people to death.

Herman, open the windows! I don't want to die of assphyxiation!!!

by petuniafish September 9, 2011

assphyxiation

A fart so potent that it causes everyone in the room to choke to death due to it's disgusting odor.

"While watching the Omen, 65 people died due to assphyxiation."

by Jumoma May 31, 2006

assphyxiation

suffocation due to a massive buildup of anal gasses

damn, bubba! did you eat all that potato salad? open the WINDOW or i'm gonna die of assphyxiation from yo stank ass!

by barbara January 22, 2003

assphyxiation

The art of being choked or having one choke someone while having sex or just when you are about to cum

Sheena really enjoys assphyxiation while in the sack.

by Mike November 18, 2004

Assphyxiated

When a fat chick sits on a mans face during intercourse for pleasure of the man, and accidentally killing and suffocating the male with her massive backside.

Lary:Sad to hear that Jerry passed away.
Mike: HAH! You think so? I think he deserved it!

Lary: Ha true! That man was Assphyxiated!
Mike: That's putting it mildly! Rumor has it that the Fat Chick choked on a ho ho while sitting on Jerry's face.
Lary: To much a$$ and not enough air, what a shame.

by Johnny Davison March 2, 2010