appetent

A potent portmanteau of 'application' and 'competent,' meaning "generally good at interacting with software." Theorized to have originated as an egregious spelling error in a spam email subject line.

"become more apetent (sic) for females!"
"wait, becoming more 'appetent' will make me more attractive to girls?"

by mattlohkamp January 19, 2010

Appetizer

Food before food. Fucking greatest shit ever.

Now you can tell a fat guy invented the appetizer.

by Kanda March 22, 2007

appetize

To stimulate the appetite (not in the dictionary, but it SHOULD be - hence you fine people)

That kiwi tart looks like puke - it simply does not appetize.

by ecushey June 30, 2003

Appetizing

Appealing or tempting

That p**** is appetizing

by Edweirdo99 November 3, 2018

appetence

To have an affinity to something or do something all the time because you like it... like a hobby.

"The object of life is to satisfy as many appetencies as possible" - Granville Hicks

by Miguel November 28, 2004

Appetizer

The tuft of chest hair protruding from a mans slightly unbuttoned dress shirt or v-neck t-shirt.

Wendy was salivating over Jimmys appetizer on display at dinner.

by Sre106 August 19, 2013

appetizer

A mistress, sidebae, sidehoe, etc.

Bitch, why you wanna be his appetizer when you can be his main course?

by gummiklereb0 June 18, 2019