When taking a massive shit, your rectum splits open cuz the shit is too big. You know when sometimes you think the shit is too big to come out?? Think about it and be careful...
"Damn foo I got an anal fisher the other day and i ahd to get a bunch of stitched to sew up my gooch"
by LaRon May 11, 2006
by Soulhunter March 21, 2023