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A white male with a jewish nose.

CAUTION: He will lure you with his unusually large 26 inch penis and hotness to come to his van so he can have sex with you.
Last night, zetto lured me into his sex van where he pounded me repeatedly.
Zetto by ZETTO January 13, 2011
Very pretty, smart, awesome, cute, kind, loving, gorgeous, intelligent, happy go lucky
Zetty is cute 🐰
I love zetty 💓
Zetty by Blablabla89 February 9, 2017

zetta slow 

Slowness multiplied by 10^21.

A term used by the character Sho Minamimoto in the Japanese role-playing game (for the Nintendo DS) The World Ends With You.
Neku Sakuraba is so zetta slow.
zetta slow by Hogtree Octovish August 7, 2012

Zettai Ryouiki 

The rough translation of Zettai ryouiki is known as “absolute territory”. It’s defined by the area of bare skin seen between a skirt and thighhighs. The ultimate level Zettai Ryouiki is set as 4:1:2.5 (length of mini-skirt : absolute territory : length of overknee socks above the knee).
Person #1: "Holy shit, that girl's legs look super delicious!
Person #2: "I believe she has acomplished zettai ryouiki my good man."
Zettai Ryouiki by Floxien March 17, 2010
Word used by Final Fantasy VII character, Reno Kiribani - with which he ends most of his sentences; a possible alias for the expression ‘Yo’.
"Shut up Elena. You're making me sober, zotto."
Zotto by Oblivions Melody January 26, 2006
"Forever" or "Always" when translated from Japanese.
"Aishite imasu, zutto zutto, koishii."
translation: "I love you, forever and ever, cherished one."
zutto by Kelsey D May 27, 2008