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A white male with a jewish nose.

CAUTION: He will lure you with his unusually large 26 inch penis and hotness to come to his van so he can have sex with you.
Last night, zetto lured me into his sex van where he pounded me repeatedly.
Zetto by ZETTO January 13, 2011
Very pretty, smart, awesome, cute, kind, loving, gorgeous, intelligent, happy go lucky
Zetty is cute 🐰
I love zetty 💓
Zetty by Blablabla89 February 9, 2017

zetta slow 

Slowness multiplied by 10^21.

A term used by the character Sho Minamimoto in the Japanese role-playing game (for the Nintendo DS) The World Ends With You.
Neku Sakuraba is so zetta slow.
zetta slow by Hogtree Octovish August 7, 2012

Zettai Ryouiki 

The rough translation of Zettai ryouiki is known as “absolute territory”. It’s defined by the area of bare skin seen between a skirt and thighhighs. The ultimate level Zettai Ryouiki is set as 4:1:2.5 (length of mini-skirt : absolute territory : length of overknee socks above the knee).
Person #1: "Holy shit, that girl's legs look super delicious!
Person #2: "I believe she has acomplished zettai ryouiki my good man."
Zettai Ryouiki by Floxien March 17, 2010
Word used by Final Fantasy VII character, Reno Kiribani - with which he ends most of his sentences; a possible alias for the expression ‘Yo’.

"Shut up Elena. You're making me sober, zotto."
Zotto by Oblivions Melody January 26, 2006
"Forever" or "Always" when translated from Japanese.
"Aishite imasu, zutto zutto, koishii."
translation: "I love you, forever and ever, cherished one."
zutto by Kelsey D May 27, 2008
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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