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Has a way bigger penis then joey. Can fist two girls at once and they hates jews.
Xzavion has a Big dick.
xzavion by Raging Boner January 10, 2014
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A smart intelligent young man with a big penis
Xzavion is smart
Xzavion by Zaygoat October 20, 2019
He is the SWEETEST boy/man! Extremely smart and top of the class in school! Very silly, funny, and very athletic in every sport he sets his mind too, gets along with everyone but prefers to lead in the group, will love you forever once he opens up to you and you will forever love him when you meet him! A very HANDSOME boy/man, big dark brown eyes, and the cutest smile to steal every girls heart- watch out when you see XZAVIAN! He’s the best
“Did you see XZAVIAN run that touchdaown?”

“Yeah man HE DID THAT XZAVIAN STYLE!”

Girl- “OMG XZAVIAN IS SOOOO HANDSOME! I love xzavian so much!”
xzavian by Lorrain328 May 21, 2018

dirty xzavien

The act of flirting with a female so hard that they fall in love, only to tell them to subscribe to your only fan’s account before further action.
Bro, I totally pulled a dirty Xzavien last night and got 30 bucks!
dirty xzavien by Sink shooter April 15, 2020
Xzavion his an handsome darkskinned freshman that is nonchalant, and is one of the funniest niggas alive
Pooh cheese ash- Xzavion
Xzavion by xzavion September 6, 2022
xzavien is the first person you feel you could ever really trust. he is strong but gentle, kind, generous, smart, thoughtful, compassionate, sweet, and very funny. he has soft curly hair and little dimples on either side of his smile and the cutest little giggle you’ve ever heard. he makes you feel safe and loved and happy and can’t help but want to make him feel the same no matter what it takes.
“i love you Xzavien”
Xzavien by x<3 September 27, 2022
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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