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Xylyan’s are chill and protective of those they care for and always think about them. Some can be lazy and just want to sleep all day or play on their phone but sooner or later they will find something to do. Xylyan’s always have their friends back no matter what, unless it’s a dangerous situation which is when they will leave. It’s best to stay on their good side or you will experience hell and they are scared of nobody but god. They are also picky eaters and won’t just eat anything.
He’s a real Xylyan alright, it suits him.
Xylyan by Xylyan November 24, 2021
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Xylans is a well-known sexy Hypixel player, the name XYLANS is a sign of hope and prosperity.
omg i hope xylans is better than yoder
xylans by YoderOfGaming July 15, 2021
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Xylyan • xylan • xylani • Xylander • xylanthrax • xylyn • Xylynn
a strong guy who has an amazing heart and who never gives up when he is at his worst he still finds time to make other people smile. he tries to help other no matter what the consequence, he always smiles even when hes broken but he always has hope. he always shines his light in the darkest of times.
thank you xylan for always being here for me
xylan by zoeyn December 9, 2020

xylanthrax 

(zye-la-thracks)

It’s charcoal
Candace: I’ve got them steaks, you bring the xylanthrax.
Farmel: Anthrax?
Candace: No man, the charcoal, it’s xylanthrax.
Farmel: George Bloody Wilson say’s “you can’t say cunt in Canada.”
Candace: Adam Sandler says “he’s got know idea what’s going on with chicken pot pie in lunch lady land.” Where did the hobbit boy go with the grill?
Farmel: He’s in the shed with Erik
Candace: Darn it, there goes dinner those two fluffers take way to long playing leap frog on each others dongs.
Farmel: I think need the anthrax instead.
Candace: It’s not my fault your guy and your bro are gayer than Daniel Tosh with Jimmy Falons ping pong balls screaming god hates queers while they play master of the realms with each others taint tickles. Mr. Garison would play too. Ding, dong it’s easy em k. Christmas is hear. You bro is queer.

Farmel: Dumb ditch you love the queer.

Candace: You love a hobbit that licks the peanut butter off the dog.

Farmel: Even?
Candace: Yeah, were even. I support Jew Theater anyway.
xylanthrax by HlpM3hlpMeL April 6, 2010
Xylyn is a creative thinker. She puts friends and family first before anything else. She takes promises seriously and does everything in her power to make it happen.
We can all count on Xylyn
xylyn by QuietMedusa November 3, 2021

Xylander 

1. Greek name meaning Forest Man
2. A person who is very horny, bisexual and sarcastic.
3. Easily drunk on alcohol.
That guy is a real Xylander.

or

That girl at the bar reminds me of Xylander.
Xylander by Dani colephin July 29, 2009
a very pretty girl who short but always angry and never angry at the same time. People love her and she has lots and LOTS of friends
xylani is very short lil ankle biting bitch.
xylani by <\33 November 22, 2021
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