Where the good Lord split you

The area between the buttocks of a male or female; the vulva

If you're not careful where you sit, you could get a terrible rash where the good Lord split you.

by brotherbuil September 28, 2009

Don’t let the door hit you where the good Lord split you

Basically an older term for “Bye Felicia.” When you don’t give a fuck that someone is leaving, and you hope the door smacks them on the ass

Ex boyfriend: “Fuck you I'm out.”
Me: “Don’t let the door hit you where the good Lord split you.”

by WonderBlox November 4, 2021