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Rather large early sport utility vehicle manufactured by American Motors/Jeep. Often confused for a steroidal station wagon, these usually wooden clad beasts of burden are often seen on the sets of movies shot in stereotypically small towns. Although they appear to be rather unwieldy, they enjoy a splash through a puddle as much as a YJ or any other Jeep. Although they are frequently plagued by electrical problems and Saggin Wagon Syndrome, their owners love them nonetheless. By far the cheapest camping vehicle or for when a lot of storage space is a must. In spite of their gigantic, leaky engines and being just plain old, they are still by far the best Jeep ever. Way better than the lame Cherokee.
My Wagoneer costs more to maintain than my girlfriend.
Wagoneer by Mike May 24, 2004
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A sports "fan" that jumps on the bandwagon and starts liking a team just because they have started winning.
Fan #1: That guy has never liked that team until they started winning and won the Superbowl.

Fan #2: Yeah, he's quite the wagoneer.
wagoneer by msurussell October 23, 2012
Someone who makes millions.. no, billions.. no, trillions with wagons
The best way to make money in BDO is to be a Wagoneer
Wagoneer by Entropey November 11, 2017
A symbol of forward motion under pressure, something that keeps rolling when conditions get rough and the path gets uneven.
The old desert Wagoneer cut through the sandstorm like it had nothing to prove.
Wagoneer by ryhan45 June 20, 2026

Band Wagoneer 

1) A person that decides to hop on the band wagon of a popular sports team that is doing good towards the end of the season. Since the teams popularity are high they pretend to be the biggest fans. Be warned they will try to tell you that they have liked that team all along. Do not be fooled by their lies. In some case the Band wagoneer will have no knowledge of the team he likes.

2) Jason Hobert
Clancey : Dude! Check out my new UNC t-shirt! They are sik wit it!
Dunstin : cool man... Who plays point guard for them again?
Clancey: uhh i don't know, smith or jackson or something like that, did you see him against the other team last night, he was on fire.
Dunstin: Your such a Band Wagoneer!
Band Wagoneer by jay butters April 6, 2009

Jeep Grand Wagoneer

Awesome SUV from the 80s, and it's featured in about every road trip in every movie. Oh, and it has wood on the sides. Seats about the same as the couch in your living room.
Dude I love the Jeep Grand Wagoneer, it looks so cool!

grand wagoneer 

Also known as a "foot job". A grand wagoner is when one person uses two feet to jack off someone else's dick.
My girlfriend gave me a grand wagoneer last night.
grand wagoneer by JJ Brewer November 8, 2011
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Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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