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1) Initials for "What would Jesus bomb?"

2) The question you ask Christian right wingers when they start to lecture or rant about the war in Iraq.

Argumentative Christian Girl at my Lunch Table: "You know, Zahck, you're immoral because you have no religion, you're unpatriotic because you don't agree with WHATEVER the government does and you ask questions, and you're wrong about the war. It's not pointless! We need to be there! The world is better!

Me: "Hey, hey, hey ... What Would Jesus Bomb?"

Argumentative Christian Girl at my Lunch Table: *staggered silence followed quickly by a pissed look*

WWJB by 2tone army October 28, 2004

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WWJB

Acronym for "What Would Jesus BLOG?"

"Access the internet and see WWJB."

WWJB by Jesus of Zion July 4, 2008

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What Would Jesus Blog

I was going to Blog about that fine lady last night then I thought " WWJB"

WWJB by Weed Wacker Wally July 22, 2009

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WWJBD

Acronym for "What Would James Bond Do?"

Used when one wonders what James Bond would do if he was in that particular situation be it difficult, humorous, strenuous, easy etc.

You're tied to a chair and are being whacked in the balls with a rope by some creepy looking dude.

WWJBD?!

He'd laugh his ass off and inform the dude that the whole world's gonna know he died scratching his balls.

etc

WWJBD by anothergenericusername May 10, 2009

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WWJBD

Acronym for "What Would Jack Bauer Do?!?!"

Person 1: You have 24 hours to save the world
Person 2: WWJBD!!

WWJBD by Amolo January 28, 2006

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What Would James Bond Do.

You are in a socially awkward situation and you need guidance on how to remain looking cool. Think! What would James Bond Do?

Last night that girl blew me out, so I'm sitting in the restaurant on my larry like a looser, people are starring at me. So I think, WWJBD, so I pulled the waitress and shagged her at my hotel

WWJBD by Milkcarton18 August 20, 2010

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What would Jimmy Buffett do?

You are shitfaced drunk because it's 5 o'clock somewhere in the world. Should you sober up and become a responsible person or have another boat drink?

wwjbd

Wear a hawaiian shirt and grass skirt, and have a frozen margarita in each hand.

wwjbd by blpadge2 April 8, 2009

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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