vesuvius 

A shit, having the consistency of toothpaste, that contains enough mass so as it stacks upon itself it will create a pile of shit in the toilet bowl that breaches the water level in the bowl. The pile of crap in the toilet will resemble a volcano. (Vesuvius is a famous volcano in Italy.)

I don't know what I ate for lunch, but by two o'clock I had dropped a vesuvius in stall # 2

vesuvius by Lou_III September 27, 2006

Vesuvius 

An adjective describing a person or thing that is explosive or has explosive tendencies. Useful in, but not limited to, describing sports stars, their skills, and their tempers.

When Reggie Bush gets the ball in his hands, he becomes absolutely vesuvius!

Oh my God! Marcus Thames hits another vesuvius home run!

John Rocker had one of the most vesuvius tempers in the last 10 years of Major League Baseball.

Vesuvius by AdamJamez June 11, 2008

vesuvius 

Large zit looks like it could erupt or explode any second. The near thought of being around one of these are scary.

Holy shit dude you got a Vesuvius on your face its gonna blow stay away!

vesuvius by QC hawkfan April 27, 2015

Vesuvius 

The Volcano Vaporizer aka "The Vessel"

Yo go get the vessel so we can erupt vesuvius right now hoe bagga!

Vesuvius by Nugga B September 15, 2008

vesuvius 

a great eruption, typically fronm the penis, causing a flow of lava (cum)

im gonna explode like vesuvius baby

vesuvius by bigboy March 2, 2004

Vesuvius 

When you jack off and your Previn erupts everywhere

I was just stranglebating and I erupted like Vesuvius

Vesuvius by Penetrator2 March 3, 2014

vesuvius 

When a guy sets fire to his loved-one's pubic hair, just prior to ejaculation, then pulls out and extinguishes the flames with semen before they result in a 'scorched earth' type situation.

Good method of contraception, who really wants to remain inside with a burning bush pressed against their stomach?

Him: Hold on honey, i'll have that out in no time.
Her: AAAAAAAAARGGHHHH AAAAAIIIEEEEE IT BURNS! IT BURNS!

vesuvius by Balls March 24, 2004