An acronym standing for the University of Texas at San Antonio. One of the nine branches, consisting of two campuses. Academics and sports are typically underestimated by idiots like the fag in Ox. Woods above.
You go to UTSA? Our team is about to get wrecked by you guys.
by LegendZOfSin October 20, 2011
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UTSA (The University of Texas at San Antonio) is a top national research institution in the country. Ranked 1st in Cyber Security and being a hub for Science and Technology in the heart of Texas it also boasts an amazing student life accompanied by Division 1 Athletics which includes the best college football startup in history.

UTSA is ranked one of the Top Universities under 50 by Times Higher Education, ranked among the top 100 universities in the United States and among the top 400 in the world according to the Times Higher Education World University Rankings as well. UTSA also ranks No. 75 among U.S. public academic institutions and No. 448 overall in its 2018 Best Global Universities rankings by US News And World Report. There are many more rankings but we do not have time to list them all.
I GOT INTO UTSA! Thank God, I thought I was going to have to settle for that shit school in San Marcos...Texas State.
by afellowtexan December 18, 2018
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1. Stands for University of Texas at San Antonio. It's a shitty commute school that is easy as hell and isn't even close to matching University of Texas at Austin. Has basically no sports and very little partying goes on here because just about everyone goes home to Houston or Austin on the weekends.
1. UTSA sucked pretty bad when I went there.
by Guy in Ox. Woods October 6, 2005
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The Best type of human ever found in mankind. Her aura can fill the room with positive
energy, also doesn't entertain other's crap. Has
God complex at times, but if likes you gonna
make sit at the top of the world. But doesn't
usually like corny and fake people.
Person 1: Look she is coming, should we bow?
Person 2: Yes she a Utsa Ray, we should!
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someone who rolls her eyes at me and rides my face. she can dance in ways that can make the sky turn around and she sings with soft smile. she is witty, funny, smart, sexy, caring and absofuckinglutely beautiful. she compels me to write poems in multiple languages and has effects on my imagination that are mystifying and surreal. She is just so lovely and seeing her joyful is a wonder and a delight.
Yeah, i know someone who reminds me of the goddess Venus, she is such an Utsa.
by xf daddy October 24, 2023
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