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The state of mind acquired upon participating in excessive amounts of substance abuse to the point of achieving and surpassing the wonderful feeling of being "turnt." Most often resulting in loss of memory of all activities from the previous night.
"Dude, I got so turnt yesterday night!"

"I was U-turnt (throws up gang sign because substance is still causing silly behavior) I woke up next to Pikachu and had a pokeball tattood across my face!"
U-turnt by Poonslayer6969 June 14, 2013
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literal u-turn 

Doing something insane for a guy you have a crush on, specifically a Mr. Struggle (someone who is often late, watches pornography, or spends too much money). It is something only done by ungodly, guy-obsessed women/teens.
Girl 1: Remember when we saw your crush in that restaurant during high school? You were crazy for him!
Girl 2: Oh my gosh yes! We were pulling literal u-turns!
Girl 1: Haha yes back in the old days.
Girl 2: Hahahaha back in the old days hahahahahahha.
literal u-turn by Mr. Struggle April 27, 2020
Term used to describe a 180 degree turn.
"I saw a police officer at the end of the block, so i made a U-Turn."
U-Turn by Hikari-san June 15, 2007

McMicken U-Turn

Sexual act in which you perform oral sex on a woman, starting at the clitoris, then licking all the way down the labia majoras and making your way to the asshole, around and back to the clit.
Girl 1: so how was it last night?
Girl 2: oh my god, he did the McMicken U-turn to me! i can barely stand!
Girl 1: wow, im soo damp!
McMicken U-Turn by O.G. Bo Vice January 21, 2010

I'm better than U-turn

The act of committing an illegal U-turn whilst not giving a fuck.
Motorist No.1: Damn, I need to turn around. No U-turns, huh? Fuck it, I'll just pull an I'm better than U-turn.

Motorist No.2: Wow, what an asshole.
To turn around 180 degrees. Usually in a car.
I just did a U -turn to evade the police
U -turn by mattoneill February 7, 2007

Chicano U-Turn 

Your driving and all of sudden you need to turn around, so you do so on the spot, whether you need to hold up traffic or not.
See example: Ah shit I forgot my wallet man make a chicano u-turn yeah.
Chicano U-Turn by vinayjs October 4, 2006