twitterpated

When you find yourself in the restroom, unable to pass a bowel movement due to lack of WiFi or the failure of Twitter app to load.

Jesus Christ, I tried to shit for like, 10 hours, but TweetDeck was fucked and I was completely Twitterpated!!!

by CatTaxAuditor May 13, 2016

Twitterpated

Excited and all aglow about something.

The new girl at his work had the boy all twitterpated!

by JRCFRATTELLO January 28, 2021

Twitterpated

being severely confused during sex because of things you are experiencing at the time...

Girl....that motherfucker went down on me last night...had me all kind of twitterpated!!!

by The RealQueenBee May 3, 2021

Twitterpated

Upset on Twitter

I was on Twitter the other day insult post that made me twitterpated.

by Magical star October 30, 2021