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When you find yourself in the restroom, unable to pass a bowel movement due to lack of WiFi or the failure of Twitter app to load.
Jesus Christ, I tried to shit for like, 10 hours, but TweetDeck was fucked and I was completely Twitterpated!!!
by CatTaxAuditor May 13, 2016
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