Trojowned

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Phil posts thread about his massive horse cock and how he can't find a circus tent large enough to safely protect his enormous package from the forces of evil; ie: pregnancy, the clap, herpes, irritable bowel syndrome.

Dustin replies saying that a Hefty bag will do the trick as he too was looking for a cargo net large enough to withstand the full girth that is his man-dong.

Phil posts about his enormous cock hoping that females would hop right on it, but instead he was Trojowned by Dustin when he slapped Phil in the face with his giant e-cock.

Trojowned by Walt November 16, 2004

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Trollwned

When a common internet troll gets overtaken or owned by someone else, usually by another troll, sometimes even by "Cannibal Trolls".

Troll: I fucking hate Niggers and Jews! Fuck Israel!

Other person: Shut the fuck up, I'm Jewish!

Troll: You mad, Jew?

Other person: Mad? Nahh, I just laughed because of those pictures of Madonna you have posted up as your channel background.

Troll: Hey dude chill, I'm a huge Madonna fan.

Other person: She's a fake wrinkly slut who lost her hotness after 1995. You tellin' me that you're a fan of that dyke?

Troll: Fuck you! Go eat a dick you asshole!

Other person: You mad?

>>>TROLLWNED<<<

Trollwned by jamesisdabomb December 31, 2010

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Trojowned • Trowned • Trojaned • Trollwned • trooned

Trowned

When you have been trolled and owned at the same time.

You just got TROWNED.

Trowned by rezzielove July 1, 2011

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Trowned

True + owned. A state of being utterly owned beyond comprehension.

Eric one shotted that guy. He trowned him bad.

Trowned by Danny "twylight" August 4, 2006

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Trowned

When you get horribly owned three times in a certain amount of time.

"while playing cs Ryan got uber trowned, his scores was 1-67

Trowned by mat March 7, 2005

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Trowned

Pranked by someone who takes pictures of your face he's found on the internet and manipulates them in an attempt to embarrass you.

Wow, that ginger sonofabitch sure Trowned the shit out of the English fellow. He looks a right plum now (although he probably deserved it)!

Trowned by cheesefingers July 3, 2012

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trooned

To be beaten up. Outnumbered by a group of older people who jump you.

I was walking down the street when a group of neds trooned me!

trooned by shimmy dee August 7, 2011

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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