texasize

(Verb) a vigorous cowboy workout, often performed after consuming too much BBQ or texmex food

Ooo-wee! Ima have to texasize for a week to work off these here enchiladas, I tell ya whut.

by SoberishGopher August 29, 2019

texasing

The act of being larger, or at least acting like you're larger, than anyone and everything.

God, look at John, texasing next to that bush over there. He's such a noob!

by Kloppy Pipecleaner September 11, 2011

Texased

1. When you got shot with a bolt action rifle by a Texan on a horse.
2. When you are assimilated by the shitty culture of Texas, becoming a dreadful Texan.

1.
James: "You shot my knee, you crazy fuck!"
Wild Texan: "Get Texased, son!!"

2.
Jordan: "What happened to you, Bill? You've been so different ever since you came back from Texas."
Bill: "Shut your piehole, boy."
Chris: "Don't bother, Jordan. He's been Texased. He belongs to the Texans now."

by Creamy Cheesey Spleeny June 6, 2022