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TAAFT
-"How do I spellcheck emails?"
-"TAAFT dude, TAAFT..."
-"How can I search for dirty urban phrases on my phone, find a cab, order drinks at the bar, pick up a chick, remember her name the next morning, order pizza, find out what our president is up to and play tap tap revenge while staying up to date with the latest sport's score?"
-"TAAFT!"
-"TAAFT dude, TAAFT..."
-"How can I search for dirty urban phrases on my phone, find a cab, order drinks at the bar, pick up a chick, remember her name the next morning, order pizza, find out what our president is up to and play tap tap revenge while staying up to date with the latest sport's score?"
-"TAAFT!"
TAAFT by Arcane Sage November 4, 2009
TAAFT
TAAFT by JenzZa Misfit February 5, 2009
William Howard Taft
William Howard Taft by TH47 June 1, 2018
Tafty
Tafty by ElITEZsniperking October 7, 2019
Taft High School
noun; a school for wannabe gangbangers, dropouts, drug addicts, and hoes. your parents only let you go there because of the IB program. lit ass hoco though. OH and also the security guards stay sniffing you out for any drugs with the metal detectors up all the time.
Taft High School by nahfamimanon September 17, 2019
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