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Stoddard 

When a man ejaculates into another mans mouth while getting fisted in his ass.
I can't walk, I've been Stoddard.
Stoddard by Klusmeyer April 18, 2013

Stoddard 

A trashy girl who looks like a busted 40 year old, yet is still underage.
"Damn, look at that porn star!"

"Dude, don't even think about it. She's a total stoddard."
Stoddard by AlcoholicSynonymous October 26, 2011

Stoddard Nic

A descendant of the original from New Glarus. This one haunts the Thirsty Turtle. He has a passion for cats, silly string, and The Miami Sound Machine. If you give him cab fare he will gamble and drink it away.
Did you see Stoddard Nic go down on that sidewalk like Monica on Bill?
Stoddard Nic by K-man-77 November 7, 2020

Yesenia Stoddard 

A awesome girl and who is really hot that has the power to destroy the world and a small chance to save it. She's smart but dumb enough to choke on air. Not only all of that she weird and always happy, she is somewhat adventures and a total badass.
PERSON 1: Did you see Yesenia Stoddard today?
PERSON 2: Yeah, she's crazy.
Yesenia Stoddard by 90ZKIDZ June 18, 2017

sloppy stoddard 

A sloppy stoddard is a sandwich of corn, mixed with a 50/50 blend of mayonnaise and barbecue sauce, on a hoagie roll.
Dude I had a sloppy stoddard before the party the other night and spewed all over the server closet

Haevin Stoddard

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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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