Stoddard

1. The spacious, rat-infested complex located in beautiful downtown Worcester.

2. The equivalent of the "ghetto" for rich white (and indian (and chinese (and portuguese))) kids.

3. Sausage fest...

I saw a girl in Stoddard the other day! I pissed myself.

by Stoddard Resident October 26, 2006

Stoddard

When a man ejaculates into another mans mouth while getting fisted in his ass.

I can't walk, I've been Stoddard.

by Klusmeyer April 18, 2013

Stoddard

A trashy girl who looks like a busted 40 year old, yet is still underage.

"Damn, look at that porn star!"

"Dude, don't even think about it. She's a total stoddard."

by AlcoholicSynonymous October 26, 2011

Yesenia Stoddard

A awesome girl and who is really hot that has the power to destroy the world and a small chance to save it. She's smart but dumb enough to choke on air. Not only all of that she weird and always happy, she is somewhat adventures and a total badass.

PERSON 1: Did you see Yesenia Stoddard today?
PERSON 2: Yeah, she's crazy.

by 90ZKIDZ June 18, 2017

Stoddard Nic

A descendant of the original from New Glarus. This one haunts the Thirsty Turtle. He has a passion for cats, silly string, and The Miami Sound Machine. If you give him cab fare he will gamble and drink it away.

Did you see Stoddard Nic go down on that sidewalk like Monica on Bill?

by K-man-77 November 7, 2020

Haevin Stoddard

Haevin the gamer girl

Haevin Stoddard is such a gamer girl.

by You Wish This Was You Haevin February 4, 2021

sloppy stoddard

A sloppy stoddard is a sandwich of corn, mixed with a 50/50 blend of mayonnaise and barbecue sauce, on a hoagie roll.

Dude I had a sloppy stoddard before the party the other night and spewed all over the server closet

by corn master 2000 July 29, 2019