Someone who does what you tell them to; someone who gives an obvious answer; a sarcastic name for someone who is "brilliant"
A: Man, was that a rough exam!
B: You can say that again!
A: Man, was that a rough exam!
B: Thanks Sparky!
by Christine March 26, 2004
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Sparky is the name you give your vibrator when you've lost the screw on top that holds the batteries in. To make it work you might have to use such things as a piece if aluminum foil, a coke can top or a paperclip to make the connection. Caution, it will shock you when you get it wet! Some may enjoy this.
Jonny: "sorry, me and my penis can't make it over tonight so you might have to use ol' Sparky to finish the job"

Chrissy: "I understand. Times be rough"
by Sunnshine123 January 18, 2014
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Slang for a hot mexican.

aside from just being hot, sparkies also usually have great personalities. The romantic type
Sparky gets all the ladies
by person1357 July 18, 2009
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when youre joking with someone and don't give a fuck if you know their name or not,and make it evident disrespectfully when you post
i don't give a flying fuck who the fuck you think you are sparky,that type of shit doesnt fly on audiogalaxy
by Guy Williams July 27, 2006
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To call someone cute, usually aimed at teenage girls. Of which who aren't usually hot or sexy or 'fit' but aren't ugly. This makes them very cute, and possibly beautiful.

Usually very good to go out with, if you wish to be treated well.
'Wow, she's sparky :3'
'She's a sparky'

Girls may call each other 'Sparky'
by Syd. November 22, 2012
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Phrase used to describe someone who is/does something really fuckin stupid, is extremely annoying, a raging albino or otherwise just a major pain in the ass!! Synonym: George Costanza.
Guy 1: Stuffs his snowmobile because he forgot to clamp it!
Guy 1's friends to Guy 1: SPARKY!

Friend #1 to Friend #2 after he gets an OUI for not turning on his headlights... "Sparky!"

by DewNut March 27, 2008
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(also "sparks") In the U.S. Navy Sparky was a nickname for enlisted men who's rating was Radioman. The name comes from the responsibilities of Radiomen to fix and work with Antennas, Radios, and other related equipment; It may also come from the Radioman (Now Information System Technician) Insignia or Rating Mark which is four Lightning Bolts or Sparks. After the Radioman rating was merged with Data Proccesing Technician to create Information Systems Technician the term Sparky was carried over to be used for sailors who were Information Systems Technician or IT's.

Note: Information System Technicians may also be referred to as "Spook" or "Ghost" since the Cryptologist merger, however Sparky and Sparks are much more common.
Seaman Schmukatelle : Hey Sparky, any word on which port we will hit next?

IT: Shipmate, that's G-14 classified!
by Sparky IT July 11, 2008
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