one who has the biggest penis in the whole world and will fuck your brains out with his massive dong.
whoooo that simkins is bigger than a tree
by simnrl333 November 3, 2009
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Smart , loyal and honest girl with a sense of humour and is passionate about dancing.
Person1: she looks like a Rachel; smart honest loyal and a sense of humour! 🦄

Person2: I'd say a Rachel Simkin because she is very passionate about dance! 👸🏼

Person1: oh yeh 🙂
by Nugget chump September 4, 2016
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When someone, usually a male, applies a large quantity of twisted tea inside the lady parts of a female in a fashion to where the body parts are used in the same manner as a cup; accordingly, the male then proceeds to slurp the twisted tea out leaving no drop behind and in the process pleasuring the women.
Blake: Aye, what did you give her?
Chris: Just a little Simkin’s Special.
by KurtSpilker69 March 28, 2022
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The secluded, only all-male dorm at the University of Texas. It houses about 200 men and resides in the Northeast edge of campus. It was formerly known as Simkins until 2010, when the board discovered that the man was an avid member of the KKK. Most of the residents hate themselves for waiting until mid-May to apply for housing once they arrive on campus. Several residents were forced to live here by their moms because it's not co-ed, and therefore the only "conservative" dorm at UT. This dorm is a sick joke and blows for many different reasons:

1) There are two dining centers on campus and Creekside is equidistant from both. A 10-minute walk up-hill.
2) There are no other dorms by Creekside; the only things close by are a museum and a parking garage.
3) There are off-campus hoodlums that come by at night and cut bike-locks to steal our means of transportation.
4) There are these fucking gnats that occupy a space above the sidewalk to Jester everyday.
5) The immense amounts of pubic hair that get piled on the shower floors.
6) The builders conveniently placed the door hinges for the closet on the wrong side. You have to cram against your drawer just to open the door.

The good things:
1)Its close to a nine-hole municipal golf-course.
2) There's an xbox and a broken 52-inch TV upstairs.
3) There's always a game of Dungeons and Dragons going on in the entertainment room. Cheez-its all-around.
4) There's a group of guys that sometimes smoke a hookah outside at night.
(person #1) "Yo dawg, look at those two losers bouncing a basketball to each other on the sidewalk."

(person #2) "Oh yah man that's Creekside Dormitory (formerly known as Simkins), the shittiest dorm at UT. Only losers stay there."

(person #1) "Oh shit. That blows."

Example #2
(person #1) "Hi my name is so-and-so."

(person #2) "Nice to meet you, my name's so-and-so. I live in Jester...it sucks. Where do you live?"

(person #1) "Oh ok Jester's not that bad. I live in Creekside."

(person #2) "Never heard of it."

(person #1) "It used to be named after a guy named Simkins. He was in the KKK."

Example #3 (60 years ago)

(person #1) "Yo dumbass, you put the door hinges on the wrong side of the closet."

(person #2) "Oh shit...well, it don't matter. It's Simkins."

(person #1) "Oh ya. That's true."
by JFR-Resident of Creekside September 7, 2010
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the most retarded kid you have ever met. definitely has a 1 centimeter penis and no girls. and btw, that 1 centimeter is his height as well. don’t recommend being friends with a brian
by 1 millimeter defeater July 29, 2022
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A rare mental disorder for
Introverted individuals, who has a hate for people and constantly has a lust to expose others weaknesses
That boy definitely has some simkins syndrome in him.
by Skater oh February 20, 2021
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