schwetty

a state of being very hot and sticky; being schwetty.

Johnny's quivering nifkin was so schwetty when he finished stroking his salami after watching filthy girls part 5.

by yea kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiid July 2, 2003

schwetty

a person who sweaty all of the time

that boys nifkin was too damn schwety after gym class

by moisty blumpkin June 17, 2003

schwetty

Describes feeling good, well, or comfortable. Can also be used to positively describe another person.

I got a raise today and I'm feelin' pretty schwetty.

by Tonka Trux January 27, 2008

Ketchup Schwetty

A casually whimsical, but derogatory term, that describes a ridiculously exquisite sensitivity to even the most subtle of spicy foods; the consequences of ingesting a condiment as seemingly innocuous as ketchup resulting in an unavoidable, embarrassing public display of table-side drooling, sweating, flushing, tearing and panting.

I don't know why we bother bringin' that bitch out for Mexican...damn, she can't even handle McDonalds! Showin' out all ketchup schwetty ...let's see how she does with some ghost pepper surprise...

by YAWA July 15, 2017

Schwetty balls

Schwetty's balls, from Saturday Night Live.

I can't help but notice your balls are a little mishapen..
I can't wait to get my mouth around this ball..
Noone can resist my Schwetty balls.
Mmmmm.. balls

by Guerin Platte November 4, 2006

schwetty balls

when you're out and about in that hot sun soakin it up and you feel that slight glisten of sweatness on your cack and balls you got indeed schwetty balls

Hey man I gots ta take a shower cause I got tha mad schwetty balls!

by Peter Another Name For Wiener July 26, 2006

Schwetty Ballsitis

The moist build up that occurs between the leg and the testicles on a hot summer day.

Its so damn hot out side, I have a bad case of the Schwetty Ballsitis.

by Jelqman911 March 28, 2009