a Schweizer is German for "a person from Switzerland" - (not from Sweden) Switzerland is a country in the middle of europe next to Germany, France, Italy, Liechtenstein an Austria (and NOT Australia).
A dialog with Guys from America or other countries is mostly this:
A: I'm swiss
B: Oh, You're from Sweden!
A: No, I'm from Switzerland, that's in the center of europe, next to Germany, France, Italy and Austria.
B: What?!? Switzerland is next to Australia?
A: éh... okay. Yes. *rolleyes*
Okay. I hope some people are more clever. But that's classic. Okay, and a little overdone. But...
A dialog with Guys from America or other countries is mostly this:
A: I'm swiss
B: Oh, You're from Sweden!
A: No, I'm from Switzerland, that's in the center of europe, next to Germany, France, Italy and Austria.
B: What?!? Switzerland is next to Australia?
A: éh... okay. Yes. *rolleyes*
Okay. I hope some people are more clever. But that's classic. Okay, and a little overdone. But...
Ich bin Schweizer
(I'm suisse.)
(I'm suisse.)
by hpsk April 27, 2010

person 1: What is she?
person 2: She's a Schweizer.
person 1: a what?
person 2: You know, a person from sweden.
person 1: oh so she's sweddish?
person 2:yes
person 2: She's a Schweizer.
person 1: a what?
person 2: You know, a person from sweden.
person 1: oh so she's sweddish?
person 2:yes
by xcrzysquirrelx March 22, 2009

The Schweizer Bakery is similar to a dutch oven. It is the act of farting in a car and then immediately stepping out and closing the door, trapping the other occupants of the vehicle in with your ass gas. This is most effective when you're stopping somewhere briefly, i.e. a store, to run in briefly while others are inclined to wait in the car.
Dave pulled into the quicky mark to buy a slurpee. His girlfriend said she would wait in the car--and he totally trapped her in the Schweizer Bakery!
by tacotuesdays3 March 27, 2009

The German way of saying Swiss for a Swiss person. In Switzerland, most people speak and write in Swiss German, which is the Zurich dialect.
by Lily_The_Supasta January 12, 2025

Unbeteiligte stehen in einem kreis um zu gaffen.
z.B bei einer Schlägerei oder Streit/ daneben stehen bei einer Begrüßung von jemandem unbekannten/ Im klreis stehen ohne jegliche interessante Kommunikation
z.B bei einer Schlägerei oder Streit/ daneben stehen bei einer Begrüßung von jemandem unbekannten/ Im klreis stehen ohne jegliche interessante Kommunikation
by annabelle_claire April 14, 2025
