Schrism 

1. Crumbs, sauce, seeds, lint, etc which may have stuck to one's clothing or skin.

2. Bullshit marijuana.

1. "Hey, man, you've got some schrism on your shirt."

2. "I was gonna smoke up tonight but that dillweed sold me schrism!"

Schrism by MisterEgo October 8, 2009

Schrism 

1.Schrism-noun:(Skriz-um):an object that sticks to one's clothing, hair, and/or skin.

2. A type of marijuana that has little or no haleucenogenic properties.

1. dude, you got some schrism on your shirt.

2. I paid $70 for a bag of weed and it turned out to be schrism.

Schrism by TrollFace October 10, 2009

ism schism 

a divide among people(schism) caused by prejudice beliefs(isms) like racism, nazism, elitism, and supremicism. used mainly by rastas

Get Up, Stand Up By Bob Marley and the Wailers: sick and tired of your ism schism

ism schism by T. Ray August 2, 2007

schrimshaw 

a game consisting of two or more friends smoking an obscene amount of weed following this game is usally eating a cornicopious array of different goodies or snacks

hey homie u wanna go to my house after school to play some schrimshaw

schrimshaw by Darryn Joseph January 9, 2008

Schism 

A schism is a great seperation. For instance America broke free from the British empire through revolution, thus causing a schism. Also a catchy Tool song.

It was hot so my pants and I had a schism.

Schism by Nobody you know May 26, 2004

schismatonic gonzo 

An enhanced state of being; a person who harnesses their full tismatic energies in a dedicated effort to increase the spread of schizo particles in the air.

“I think the police classified it as death from schismatonic gonzo overload.”

schismatonic gonzo by dungwater October 14, 2023

Schrimmpo 

Not to be confused with the common sea crustacean, a shrimp.

Schrimmpos are characterised by wearing blazers, scarves and handkerchiefs - all are distinct features that differentiate a Schrimmpo to a sea cockroach. Schrimmpos can be found in any moist habitat; all oceans —in shallow and deep water—and especially in the warm depths of Latin America. Their food consists strictly of small plants and animals - specifically fishy smelling nutrition.

Apart from being a highly dirty and tame creature, Schrimmpos are notorious for their mating customs. Similar to a shrimp, a Schrimmpo's average size is about 4 to 8 cm (1.5 to 3 inches). Due to this, a Schrimmpo cannot mate with every fish in the sea, having to settle for smaller targets. However, this does not deter a Schrimmpo. After the Bonobo Monkey, a Schrimmpo is the second most sexually active creature on this planet.

Anne: "is that a wild Sea Cockroach!??"

Stephany *Sighs*: "No, thats just a Schrimmpo, you can tell by how small it is"

Schrimmpo by Ilikecamels December 13, 2021